Hello forum users of Infamous Dream,
I, lord Envoy, father of dragons, have come to lay claim to these here forums. It has been brought to my attention that our server has a forums that I was not aware of. So, as always, I have come to claim them in my name.
I was first alerted of these forums, by one Mr. Bonesaw, Who has apparently taken all the credit for all the prosperity that Infamous Dreams has come to know. So, I am here to assert my dominance in a fashionably pleasing manner.
I was told that these forums gave homage to the legendary, Kurtis-the-basement-dweller. And therefore I have come to seek him out, and to slay him for the betterment of the kingdom.
And with the last of my breath, I, lord Envoy, father of dragons, plant my flag here to forever tell of my greatness.
With all due regards,
Lord Envoy, father of dragons, rightful king of Infamous Dream forums.
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